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  • The Grand Tour Italy 2023 – Summary and costs

    The Grand Tour Italy 2023 – Summary and costs

    Through September, October and November of 2023 we spend our time wandering across northern Italy.

    Here’s a summary of the trip, including the route and costs with some of our observations too. We hope you find it interesting.

    Italy is fabulous and it turns out that even in the autumnal months, is still really busy. The famous sites are packed with thousands of people but it was a bit of a surprise to us both to see so many tourists in the places we thought would be quieter.

    Italian roads and driving required a little time to get your head around but the food and drink was amazing. As was the scenery, architecture and history that we saw along the way.

    Where we went

    We’ve attached a link to our route below which includes all the sites that we visited. The details of all of these are in the blogs from this chapter.

    Like our French tour last year, northern Italy had many locations we wanted to visit. We began with amazing weather in the Dolomites and enjoyed some fantastic scenery. There were some amazing thunderstorms at night but they didn’t impact what we wanted to do during the daytime. After a minor hiccup on Tre Cime, we headed south to the wonders of tourist filled Venice. Next a short stop at Verona was great before falling in love with Lake Garda. It felt like we were on holiday here with the sunshine, the beach and incredible sunsets plus being able to kayak on the lake and have Aperol spritz sundowners. The closure of the campsite and the possibility of meeting friends in Bologna eventually forced us onwards to the wonders of food in Emilia Romana .

    After such a great experience with French Passions we decided to try the Italian version (Agricamper). Unfortunately the app wasn’t as easy to use and doesn’t allow the sites to use other marketing such as Search for Sites. This meant we bought an annual membership at £28.77 and didn’t use it at all.

    We then had some time in Tuscany – exploring the Tuscan hills and experiencing the great wine and food before heading back to the UK amid stormy weather.

    Summary and costs

    In total we spent 76 days for our Italian tour through September, October and into November and covered 2881 miles.

    Our key costs breakdown as follows:

    CategoryCost (£)
    Overnight Stays£1421.48
    Supermarket£1291.57
    Diesel and Petrol£1084.21
    Eating Out£648.74
    Tolls£356.47
    Eurotunnel£381.00
    Data SIM and phone£349.00
    Tours and Attractions£222.94
    LPG£67.55
    Public Transport£87.55
    Laundry£62.55
    Merlin vet costs£36.54
    Agricamper*£28.77
    Parking £4.73
    TOTAL COSTS£6043.09

    Firstly, we acknowledge the trip could be done a lot cheaper, however we stayed at some fabulous, resort style campsites near some of the worlds most famous locations and we loved it.

    At €50 per night, the campsite in Florence was probably the most extravagant but many of the places we stayed were well over our nightly budget. To be fair, wild camping wasn’t as easy as we expected in northern Italy with the police seeming to be unexpectedly vigilant in the Dolomites for example.

    I’m happy to report that every penny we spent on eating out was well worth it, as were the tours and attractions we enjoyed.

    We spent quite a lot on Tolls through the trip. The roads in Italy were fine but it was more expensive transiting through France and Austria. Our rationale was that we wanted to spend as much time as possible in Italy so getting there quickly was worth it.

    The data bill was more than expected too. We’re still using Popit Mobile when abroad which definitely helps but the Rugby World Cup and Strictly Come Dancing were mainly to blame here.

    Our supermarket bill included restocking Beatrix’s wine cellar on the way back to the UK.

    Toby best bit: Our first night in the Dolomites. Pulling over at a small park-up, we initially didn’t know if we could stay there or not. We ended up spending three nights there, hiking and were treated to an incredible sunset each day. Oh, seeing Michelangelo’s David was amazing…… Oh, and catching the ferry to Venice….

    Sally best bit: I really enjoyed the summer holiday feel of Lake Garda, it reminded me of the sun seeking holidays we had pre Merlin and our pitch location was fab as we were on the lake and could enjoy the sun rise and sets. I also loved the food and drink aspects of Italy – staying in Montepulciano was brilliant and the Florentine steak well I still drool when I think about it.

    Thinking back on our trips always gives us chance to reflect and to learn things we might do differently next time. Compared to our France tour in 2022, where we were away for a similar period of time, this trip was much more expensive. Sure we travelled further and visited some world famous, spectacular sites but with our mind with the cost of living increases this year, we’re keen to look at where we can make savings for the next one.

    If you have any ideas or thoughts from our post please get in touch!

    We loved having you along with us on our Grand Tour and if you have any comments or questions, please do let us know as we’d love to hear from you.

    All the best,

    Toby, Sally and Merlin x


    A final word on:

    Driving in Italy

    Driving in Italy can be a little intimidating.

    During our time here, we established the following rules of the road that may, perhaps, be helpful for future visits.

    1. There’s no need to use indicators. No one does. They don’t appear to serve any particular purpose here
    2. Any gap between you and the car in front, even if it’s only a meter, is an open invitation to pull out. Anything more than a meter and people will definitely pull out
    3. Speed limits are really more for guidance than actual limits

    Most of the time, everything works pretty well and it helps driving a big vehicle, taking as much of the road as you need.

    We’d love to say it works all of the time but I saw more accidents in Italy than I’ve ever seen. Genuinely, one a week I’d say on average.

    Roads

    The roads in Italy are also interesting.

    The autostrada toll road are super easy to use and are both good quality and reasonably priced. You do have to watch your speed at the exits though which are narrow and frequently have tight, off-camber turns. They’re also not consistent so you never really know what you’re going to get.

    The intersections are uniquely Italian. If you’ve seen one, you’ll know.

    Once off the autostrada, it’s a mixed bag.

    You can see and experience much more of the countryside on the smaller roads which is much more exciting. Mostly, the road quality is similar to the UK (which is to say terrible) but some of the roads are truly shocking.

    Crossing the border to France from Italy, just like from the UK, feels like we’re driving on the clouds.


  • High on emotions

    High on emotions

    Starting the trip back always elicits mixed emotions.

    Planning brings with it that sense of anticipation and the ‘itchy feet feeling’ to get on the road. Anticipation is tempered with a sadness that the trip is over. Then there’s excitement to be heading back to family, friends and Christmas, knowing that we can always come back.

    The journey starts, throwing you into the unknown. It has the energy and trepidation that comes with going somewhere new and not knowing what you’ll find there.

    The journey itself is never from A to B. There’ll be surprises on the way bringing a whirlwind of feelings and that, of course, is part of the reason we travel.

    Leaving Tuscany

    With the storm raging around our Volterran hide out, we make our plans for our route north. Originally, I wanted to see the picturesque towns of Cinque Terre and then Genoa on the way along the coast. Alas the coat tails of Storm Ciaran brings high winds and rain sweeping into our path from the Ligurian Sea.

    The twisty route out to the coast takes us to La Spezia. The simple but clean and tidy aire here is in the port and it’s great to see the sea again. The sea front of La Spezia is a half hour walk away but at the halfway point, the heavens open and by the time we get back to Beatrix, all three of us are drenched to the bone – Merlin is not amused!

    We’re so close to Cinque Terre here and the billboards offer us trains, boats or scooters to reach the UNESCO World Heritage site. Unfortunately there’s no let up in the rain and sadly we’ve just run out of days on this trip. One for next time.

    The next night, our last in Italy, we find ourselves at the stunning seaside sosta at Santo Stefano al Mare. On the approach the wind has really gotten up and is gusting at 50mph. This makes driving a bit hairy to say the least. The sosta itself is in a fantastic location and right on the seafront and we watch the angry sea crashing against the seawall. Well, we do for a while until the windows become completely covered in salt from the spray.

    France then on to the UK

    To reach Le Tunnel on time, we have a few long driving days ahead of us. The wind has dropped and our route takes us back into France past Monaco, Cannes and Nice. Although it’s not in the mountains, the coast road is in the foothills. As the valleys open up we catch glimpses of the clear turquoise sea out to our left. It’s really inviting and takes all of our willpower not to head back to the campsite we loved in Cannes.

    Fuelled by fresh croissants from a lovely bakery in La Val, we head north to a cracking little stop called Aire de la Grappa in the town of Orange, famous of course for it’s duck.

    We’ve decided to balance our trip back to Calais with a mixture of toll and non-toll roads. This means the drive up to Beaune the next day is much easier on the A7 but it still takes us 7 hours with stops.

    We know Beaune pretty well now and it’s so comfortable arriving back at the town centre Aire. Sadly, the rain has returned and it cancels our planned glass of wine in town. Still, we’re able to replenish Beatrix’s cellars from the Carrefour next door.

    Next day is a non toll day and we’re going to check out Chablis for the first time.

    Our hearts are in our mouths for the second half of the journey as the dreaded Engine Warning light and beeping starts after the lunch. Engine Failure 0139 appears to be related to the Throttle Valves but doesn’t seem to affect us driving other than providing an annoying flashing light and beeping noise. On arrival at the campsite, I disconnect the battery and restart it to find with relief that the fault has cleared.

    Will we make it to Calais?

    Chablis is a very pretty little town, even in the rain, and well worth a visit. We’ll plan to come back here and hope for better weather when we do.

    Our anxiety eases the next morning as we pull out with no reoccurrence of the red light. Kilometer by kilometer our confidence grows that we’ll be ok.

    Today we’re stopping close to Merlin’s vets in Ay (Epernay) so that we’re ready for her appointment the day after. As we arrive at the little river side park up we used 2 years ago, we find ‘No Motorhome’ signs blanket the banks. The towns Aire is being rebuilt and whilst it looks like it will be fantastic, we can’t use it today.

    Plan B.

    Instead we try the nearby town of Avize and it’s town centre Aire. We’re really in the heart of champagne country here and on the way we drive past the enormous, sprawling, space age facility of Moet & Chandon.

    It’s Sunday and Avize is really quiet. Exploring the town, we’re excited to find that Veuve Clicquot and Moet & Chandon have old warehouses here to gather and store grapes from the surrounding hillsides. Presumably they’re one of several that are used to triage the harvest before they’re combined at the space port.

    Our night is restless. We’re a long way from level and an early morning bin lorry wakes us all up and we can’t get back to sleep. We decide on an early get away.

    Happily, Merlin receives the stamp of approval from the vet and we make our way to Arleux as our staging area before Calais. It’s a super little Aire beside the river run by the local community and provides water, electricity and a drain. As we’re out of season it turns out to be free too!

    The weather has made the final part of our journey through northern France really hard work. Driving rain and high, gusting wind makes it a constant balancing act to keep Beatrix pointing in the right direction. Although the motorways allow us to move more quickly, the effect of the weather is much stronger. By the time we reach the Calais terminal, I’m exhausted and very grumpy.

    The rain is still lashing down as we check Merlin in for the train but Sally cheers me up with a big bag of sweets from Duty Free.

    The end of the Grand Tour still has a mixture of emotions.

    We can’t help but feel a bit sad with this wet and miserable end of our trip. Only a week ago we were wearing shorts and t-shirts in 22c and now there’s a thick, low mist and it’s 5c. There’s more rain to come as we arrive back in the UK but we’re returning with a long list of happy memories having packed so much in to the last 10 weeks.

    Oh, to be back in Italy.

    We hope you enjoyed coming with us on our Grand Tour,

    Sally, Toby and Merlin x

  • Tales of Tuscany Towns Two

    Tales of Tuscany Towns Two

    This week our tour of Tuscany towns continues. I hope you’re impressed with the alliteration in the blog title – Tales of Tuscany Towns two: Montereggioni San Gimignano and Volterra! We were weather dodging during this part of our Italian Tour as, believe it or not, we caught the tail of Storm Ciaran all the way down here in Tuscany.

    Florentine Steak – Montereggioni

    From Siena we headed to Montereggioni. Where we managed to try the infamous “biscetta alla Fiorentina” in the most stunning setting. We’d drooled at the famous Florentine steak whilst watching Stanley Tucci’s Italy series on Netflix over summer in episode 5. My goodness the one in Monterggioni did not disappoint. The steak was delicious and served in such a theatrical way. We hadn’t intended to order the steak at Ristorante Da Remo. However, the owner of the restaurant had fallen in love with Merlin and it was nearly my birthday and it came highly recommended! Do I need any other reasons? None at all. The 1.2kg T-bone steak cooked over hot coals – seared on the outside and perfectly pink on the inside was delicious. It was paired perfectly with a local wine and the whole meal is one of our all time favourites.

    Montereggioni

    The steak was not the only amazing thing about Montereggioni. The town itself has quite an interesting history. History is not usually a Sally thing to write about – being more of a scientist – however I’m trying something different and learning some historical things.

    Built in 1213-1219 by the people of Siena, the walled city originally acted as a defence in the war against the Florentines. During the Middle Ages both the Florentines and the Bishop of Volterra (more about Volterra later in this blog!) attacked the town. The walls of the town are almost circular about 570 meters long and follow the natural landscape of the hill . We walked around the walls. You can’t walk the whole way round and in fact you walk on metal walkways next to the wall however as the way is as old as it is I can understand them wanting to preserve it!

    Dante described the turrets (towers) in Montereggioni when talking about his infernal abyss and they do inspire some wordiness!

    San Gimignano – the town of fine towers

    We left Montereggioni stuffed and headed to a wonderful Sosta in San Lucia just outside San Gimignano. The Aire and the town was really busy! If we’re honest Beatrix was a little big for this particular Aire however in keeping with our lucky streak we found the perfect parking position so that we didn’t block anyone in and no one could block our exit! Perfect!

    It seems that most European schools are on their half term and so the Aire kept filling up. It’s also worth noting that this town is on the UNESCO heritage site, which is one of the reasons it’s so popular.

    The reviews of the Sosta on search for sites mentions an easy bus into the town which we could’ve done and yet Toby and I needed the steps. We took the short walk in. It was my actual birthday and the sun was shining!

    The town epitomises the walled Tuscan villages we’d seen so far. The narrow streets with tall, Tuscan coloured buildings. With the colours imagine dusty oranges, yellows, peach, teamed with colourful windows blinds of greens and blues. The grey stones to walk on and the blue sky alongside the grey green of the olive trees and green of the vineyards. The visual impact is hard to forget and it makes me wish I could paint!

    San Gimignano
    San Gimignano

    As we walked through the streets of the town we were surprised by the cars driving through the streets as we really thought they should be pedestrianised. I certainly wouldn’t be confident driving in those narrow streets!

    We heard music and headed to the main square where there was a market and a band – and still lots of tourists! We enjoyed a small glass of wine and the medieval architecture.

    Suddenly the sky turned more grey and the wind picked up. With the warnings of storm Ciaran we decided to head back to Beatrix. The wind certainly did pick up and we had a slightly disturbed nights sleep. We realised the strength of the winds overnight when we woke to find the exit barrier to the Aire had snapped. It was time to move on!

    Volterra – Etruscan history or cinema vampires

    We were confident that for now the high winds that were happening in western France and the UK were not near to us. We were heading to Volterra – another walled Tuscan town on the top of a hill! What could possibly go wrong.

    As avid readers of our blog you’ll know we’re now quite adept at driving up and down mountain roads. The road from San Gimignano to Volterra did not have big mountains. We covered the majority of the journey with ease. The last section heading into Volterra to the Sosta was the steepest and narrowest bit, the place we least wanted to meet a lorry. Just as we were about to go full pelt into ascend – we met a huge tanker coming in the opposite direction.

    It brought back memories of Tre Cime.

    Luckily two things happened the tanker reversed and waved us on. We didn’t have to stop and could continue, although slowly, up the hill. We thanked the driver and managed to get to the Sosta with no further worries and yet again realised just how awesome Beatrix is.

    The Sosta in Volterra is quaint. It sits at the bottom of the city that is built on a high plateau, enclosed by volcanic hills between the sea and Siena. Because of it’s height D.H. Lawrence wrote that “it gets all the wind and sees all the world a sort of inland island” which I think perfectly describes it.

    We took a quick walk into Volterra after getting ourselves a pitch. Just when we were furthest from Beatrix the heavens opened. It was pretty torrential rain and was the start of the storm we had been hearing about. We all got absolutely drenched – Toby and I were both wearing jeans and realised afterwards how foolish that was.

    Volterra when the rain came
    Volterra when the rain came

    Storm Ciaran in Volterra

    Storm Ciaran hit when we were in Volterra – and although we were high on a hill we were in a really protected area under the wall of the city and decided that it was a great place to be with incredibly high winds all around us. When Toby checked out the conditions on the other other side of the town, he lost his cap to the wind.

    We also realised there was electricity that we could pay for. We paid the 1 Euro expecting our electricity to last just 24hours – in fact it lasted us for the duration of our stay 3 days so that was the best euro we’ve ever spent on electricity.

    Whilst the weather closed in we had a few moments to walk around the town without wind or rain. Volterra is famous for a few things – our friend knew it as an ancient Etruscan town, we took a look from the outside at the Roman theatre ruins and younger readers may know of the Volturi from Stephanie Myers’s Twilight novels and films. We saw a few of the vampire sights as well. I learnt that some of the alabaster shops now stopped doing carvings due to the amount of dust that they created in the town.

    Volterra Roman Theatre
    Volterra Roman Theatre

    The Sosta was surprisingly busy and was full every night we were there. On the last night some drivers were double parked meaning others could not get out. November is it seems still a busy touring month in Italy. With the storm abating, it was time to start heading towards the UK.

    Favourite Tuscan Town

    So now you’ve read Tales of Tuscany Towns two: Montereggioni San Gimignano and Volterra as well as part one. Which has been your favourite Tuscan town? We’d love to hear your thoughts. As for Toby and I we struggled when asking each other this question. I think for me it would be Montepulciano and for Toby probably Siena.

    As always thanks for reading. Please like the post and share it with anyone you think might be interested.

    Till next time, ciao for now Sally, Toby and Merlin

  • Tales of Tuscany – Part 1

    Tales of Tuscany – Part 1

    This week we are jumping into rural Tuscany with both feet.

    Is it possible that the historical hilltop towns are all as beautiful as the pictures? Are all the fresco adorned cathedrals all magnificent? Is the landscape really filled with vineyards and olive groves as far as the eye can see?

    We set off to find out.

    Map of our travel in Italy

    La Montanina, Agri-Camping Estate

    To help us acclimatise, we decide that tasting some of the local wine and olive oil was an important first step. We’re firmly in Chianti Classico country here.

    We find a beautiful looking wine making estate in a rambling stone farmhouse that has diversified to include apartments and a lovely camping area. Newly renovated, the camping place is a bit tricky for us to squeeze into but it’s well worth the effort.

    Nestled in the countryside, it’s such a change of pace from the last few weeks of city visits and tourists that as the three of us walk through the fields of vines, we can physically feel the peace.

    In the evening, we talk to the vineyard manager and she explains wine making at La Montanina and shares some of their delicious wares with us. Although the vineyard is older, the current owners have been making wine here for 11 years. As you’d expect, there’s a lot of competition for wine makers and the vineyard here is yet to win a medal for their wines and with it the all important brand recognition.

    In contrast to our experiences in France, the grapes here are all harvested by hand. Tractors and automation are too expensive.

    Once again, we’re reminded that our romantic view of owning a vineyard is just that. Wine making is a tough business.

    Autumn is in the air now, despite the 20c temperatures. It’s been a super dry October which has come on the back of record temperatures again over summer but finally rain is in the forecast for the next day.

    We decide to make a quick hike up to the local castello to check out the views. From the top, we can see the storms and rain showers passing over the landscape. Realising one of them is going to get us, we narrowly make it home for lunch and the afternoon is a bit of wash out. No worries, it’s Saturday and we have the Rugby World Cup and Strictly Come Dancing to keep us entertained.

    Castle with vineyard in Tuscany, Italy

    Montepulciano

    Montepulciano will be the furthest south we reach on this trip.

    The hilltop town is, at 600m, the highest in Tuscany and has an ancient history. The fortified walls and rambling main street are however renaissance era and courtesy of the stormy relationships between Florence and Siena.

    Montepulciano is also famous for it’s wine which is a favourite in our house. The Vino Nobile, a DOCG wine, has been produced here for a thousand years.

    There’s a sosta in town and although it’s really busy as we arrive, it clears out later in the afternoon. Beatrix gets a space looking out over the valley below with a couple of friends.

    View of tuscan hills from Montepulciano
    Our home in Montepulciano

    The town is gorgeous and instantly one of our favourites. There’s a steep walk up to the Porta Al Prato gate and then the main street takes you on a winding route up to the top of the town. The streets are a distilled version of the best of Tuscan towns, packed with archways, crumbling blockwork leading to dark, mysterious destinations. Every so often, one of the side streets surprises with a bright view out over the rooftops and across the valleys beyond.

    We literally have to drag Merlin up the hill past 600 years of sniffs.

    On Sunday, the streets are heaving with tourists and shopping is in full swing but by Monday morning we have the place to ourselves.

    Old archway in tuscan hilltop town
    Through the Porta al Prato
    View of rooftops from Montepulciano
    Montepulciano views out across the town and valley

    In keeping with our tour of Italian film locations, we find that scenes from the Twilight film New Moon were filmed in the Piazza Grande. A quick picture to prove we were here!

    View of the townhall in Montepulciano
    Townhall on the Piazza Grande from the Twilight film New Moon

    After some Christmas shopping and chatting to the street sellers who are quiet today, we reward ourselves a glass of Vino Nobile. I go for something fruity and lighter and Sally chooses something more robust. Both are epic. Cheers.

    Two glasses of red wine in Montepulciano

    We leave Montepulciano heading west and also north for the first time in nearly two months. There’s lots left to see but we also realise that the journey home starts here.

    Siena

    Heavy rain greets us as we arrive in Siena. The sosta in Siena is below the town and doubles as one of the coach parks. The number of parked buses suggests it might be busy!

    Next day we take the escalators (seriously) up into the town. We’re glad of them as it’s a pretty steep hill.

    The heart of the city is the Il Campo square. We fell in love with the unique sloping, shell shaped piazza which has a border of dramatic buildings the highlight of which is the Palazzo Pubblico.

    Sketch of the Palazzo Pubblico in Siena
    Sketch of the Palazzo Pubblico in Il Campo practicing my renaissance clouds

    Il Campo is the venue of the Palio, a bare back horse race that happens twice a year. We’ve missed this years event but the pictures look amazing! In keeping with the film theme, the race and piazza appears in James Bond’s Quantum of Solace.

    The Palazzo Pubblico is apparently still in use as the townhall but several rooms now house the Museo Civico. They provide some good views out and offer some insights into the wealth of the city in the 1400’s.

    The grandest room on the visit is home to an enormous fresco by Simone Martini called Maesta, painted in 1315.

    The Duomo

    Siena’s duomo is another incredible visit. The design of the facade is as amazing as any of the cathedrals that we’ve seen but the decoration is simpler, less over the top, and more endearing than the duomo in Florence, or even Pisa.

    The inside is staggering though. The black and white stonework continues and the fresco’s, ceilings and sculptures whilst amazing are somehow out done by the floor. Although there are covers protecting much of it, the glimpses that you get by walking round are something else. The whole effect must be breath-taking when it’s open.

    Cathedral of Siena, Italy
    Duomo di Siena

    Outside you can see an enormous extension that was started in 1300’s however work was halted due to the black death in 1348 and it was never restarted. The cathedral would have been bigger than St Peters in Rome had the work been completed.

    Next morning, we head up to city early to beat the buses. We’re rewarded with sunshine and breakfast out, sitting in the Campo which we have virtually to ourselves.

    We’ve loved our time in Siena.

    Siena somehow seems more approachable to us than the epic cities of Venice and Florence. Perhaps there are less tourists at this time of year but it feels more welcoming here and we get all the elements of Tuscany that we’ve been looking for.

    That said, after a few days it’s time for us to move on. We won’t miss the traffic noise of the sosta and we’re heading west and into the hills again.

    Join us for the next one.

    Sally, Toby and Merlin

  • The tale of Italian contrasts and the stowaway

    The tale of Italian contrasts and the stowaway

    The tale of Italian contrasts and the stowaway shows the two contrasting sides of Italy we’ve seen so far. The tourist traps with 1000’s of people which differ so dramatically from the quiet, hillside villages with a real Italian vibe. Oh and we find a stowaway as well!

    Il Pruno

    We begin our tale leaving the wonderful eateries of Bologna heading west in search of Lucca and Pisa. Our home is another Agricola called Il Pruno, do any of you remember this term from our previous post? Agricola’s are more rural and there were animals a plenty at this one: dogs, cats and a very relaxed chicken who was not at all phased by Merlin. The opposite could not be said!

    Pisa

    We rode ‘Sons of Anarchy’ into Pisa. A short scoot. There are many reasons we are thankful we have a scooter for a start you don’t pay for parking and there are lots of places to park scooters in any Italian village. Also, I love that there are little scooter bays painted around showing where scooters can be left – and that no one pays attention to those!

    Toby had been to Pisa before – and recalled a work trip, where he and a colleague had been amazed by the tower and equally harassed by the traders selling goods. As we walked to the Piazza dei Miracoli, I was astounded that even on a Thursday in October there were just 1000’s of tourists. A fair few of them were doing the “holding up the tower pose”! Undoubtably the tower is quite a sight and when you think its construction started in 1173 and finished in 1399 it’s pretty impressive. We took a walk around Pisa itself and got free tickets to enter the Cattedrale du Pisa (Cathedral of Pisa). Toby stuff.

    Lucca

    Cittá Di Lucca

    Lucca was another one of those must see towns in Tuscany so next day we took the scooter out for a ride. Certainly it is beautiful and was distinctly less touristy than Pisa. We walked around and wanted to remember the Tuscan colours that we were becoming accustomed to. We took the time for a coffee and to watch the world go by.

    Pistoia

    As we arrived at the Sosta in Pistoia there weren’t many people or motorhomes around. It was a beautiful, quiet town and we walked in and realised that not all Italian towns were tourist havens. Pistoia had no tourists and was enjoying a typical quiet lazy Sunday in Tuscany. We found an idyllic church Santuarina Basilica Della Madonna (Shrine of Ur Lady of Humility) and went in. The silence immediately calmed you down – it was all encompassing – beautiful – a wonderful contrast to the busyness and noise of tourist towns of Pisa, Bologna and even Venice.

    There was a motorbiking meet in the Palazza with live music and it was great to see some real Italian life.

    As we headed back to Beatrix the road was barriered off – hmmm strange. The Sosta and all the car parks around us started filling up as well. We heard loadspeakers. What on earth was going on. It turns out the Sosta was close to the local football ground and there was a Sunday afternoon match. It got pretty hectic for a while – then they all left and we were back to the lazy Italian Sunday.

    The stowaway

    The next morning was when we realised we’d picked up a stowaway.

    We’d become a little relaxed and forgotten about our mouse management strategies (The tale of the Christmouse). Foolishly I thought a mouse would only come into Beatrix if we weren’t staying there. I hadn’t thought free food would be incentive enough to explore even with humans and dogs around.

    I opened the wardrobe and thought that’s strange that looks like mouse droppings. There weren’t many. I shared my thoughts with Toby, who thought I was going mad. Shortly afterwards I opened the spice drawer, which also had nuts and dried fruit in plastic packaging. To my horror I could definitely see chewing activity. I began to lose the plot…. quite a bit… Toby was thankfully calm. It was early morning and we were due to head to Florence. Instead, we cleaned out the drawers and checked for any other evidence of rodent and decided we would get to Florence where we could take some action.

    The drive to Florence was easy. We took the toll roads and it was uneventful. There were only a few times when Toby cursed the mad Italian driving style – which seems to be if there is a gap, irrespective of size, Italian drivers will take it, even it means you, a large 6.7tonne vehicle, may have to brake quite severely to prevent an accident.

    Firenze/Florence

    Toby had wanted to visit Florence to see the historical sites and to see Michelangelo’s David. The campsites in Florence were expensive, way over our standard budget per night so we’d decided to only stay 2 nights and optimise our time there. The site we’d chosen was fantastic (Hu Camping Firenze), it had a pool, washing machines, a restaurant and a bus into Florence itself and was really easy to drive to, even in Beatrix.

    It was also very busy. There was a constant stream of motorhomes and bus loads of people arriving to stay.

    It gave us chance to do our washing and to try and catch our stowaway. Amazingly we did this within an hour of putting the traps out. Thank goodness and I’m so pleased we kept the traps with us! In the end, our stowaway got a few dried cranberries, some walnuts and most disturbingly the last of our rich tea biscuits.

    River Arno from Hu Firenze Camping in Town
    River Arno from Hu Firenze Camping in Town

    We headed into Florence by bus with Merlin.

    Similar to Venice, Florence can be a tough place for little grey dogs as people are generally looking up at the wonderous sights. Watch out people, Merlin walking here!

    We walked from the bus into the old centre of Florence seeing the very busy Ponte Vecchio from afar and walking through the arches of the Uffizi Gallery. The scale and wealth in Florence is apparent – it oozes renaissance culture and everywhere you look there is a famous statue or building. We walked the sights to decide what we wanted to spend our time and money on the next day. It’s truly incredible with the beautiful Duomo, and Brunelleschi’s dome, the Piazza Della Republicca and of course the Galleria dell’Accademia – home of Michelangelo’s David.

    We saw all of these from the outside – as observers. There were again 1000’s of tourists, a real hive of activity. We headed back to the campsite and decided to have pizza out and planned our trip the following day.

    After Venice, we hadn’t booked to see either the Duomo or David and thought we would just rock up – this was a mistake. Assuming the queues would move quickly, we arrived at the Galleria dell’Accademia at 09:24 but didn’t get in until 2.5 hours later. Not being the most patient person in the world, I struggled to keep my state of mind calm for the wait. We met some interesting Americans in the queue and some Italian ladies who made us laugh when they wouldn’t move forwards in the queue because there was a portable toilet nearby.

    Michelangelo’s David

    It was worth the wait.

    When you realise the size of David, that was sculpted from a single piece of marble and look at the detail – it is breath taking and he really seems like a real person who has been is frozen in time. The photos don’t do it justice – this Michelangelo had some game. We learn that at least two other notable sculptors of the time refused to work with the marble as it had flaws. Somehow though Michelangelo produced this.

    What I would say though is that if you want to see it, book ahead!

    Fixing the stairs on the way to Grève in Chianti

    Toby is always on the look out for spare parts for Beatrix. The makers of our stairs happen to be an Italian company. Toby had been doing a lot of emails with the American parent company – with the result of we can ship the part to you in the UK. This wasn’t going to work for us. The factory where the stairs are made is just past Florence – we could just drive there.

    We decided to chance our arm and drive to the factory, just half an hour away in Sambucca! of all places. Armed with Google translate, Toby spoke to a helpful employee who seemed like she wanted to help and came out to look at Beatrix. Then the heavens opened and as the rain came down, the lady looked like she wished she hadn’t answered the door.

    To her credit, she did get us someone who spoke brilliant English. The message was not what we wanted to hear. Unfortunately they couldn’t help as the stairs aren’t made any more. BUT they did give us the name of a company just down the road that might be able to fix the stairs.

    We headed off with hopes rekindled. Realising that the workshop, Due Elle, was about to close for lunch, we had 30 minutes to get there. Making it with 5 minutes to spare and were given a thumbs up and a we can do that….. after lunch. It took them an hour but they fixed the stairs – result!

    Grève in Chianti

    After the success of getting the stairs fixed we headed to our first free Sosta in October in a cheery mood.

    It was in Grève in Chianti and it was wonderful. I had a work day and Toby took the opportunity to explore the wonderful countryside. Tuscany really is beautiful when you get away from the tourist traps. These smaller Tuscan towns are colourful, quiet and filled with the smells of sweet, fruity grapes in the barrels and burning smoke from pruned vines. Full of character and seemingly a million miles away from the tourist attractions.

    This wraps up the tale of Italian contrasts and the stowaway. We hope you’ve enjoyed it. Remember to like the blog on WordPress and subscribe to get these sent to your inbox!

    Sally, Toby and Merlin

  • Slow, slow, fast. A tale from Emilia-Romagna

    Slow, slow, fast. A tale from Emilia-Romagna

    This week, we’re taking things slow in Emilia-Romagna.

    This region in northern Italy is sandwiched by the Apennine Mountains in the south and the River Po in the north. It’s these features that create the perfect conditions to produce some of the most amazing and famous foods in Italy.

    Things here are done slowly, especially the food. Mouth watering Parma Hams and Parmesan Cheese are aged for 18 to 24 months whilst traditional Balsamic Vinegar needs 12 or 25 years to reach thick, inky black perfection. Meanwhile, Bologna is famous for Mortadella and of course a certain ragu sauce known the world over.

    Driving appears to be the one exception to the rule as Emilia-Romagna is the home of Ferrari, Lamborghini and also Ducati motorbikes.

    One thing that’s true for everything here is that it’s made with passion.

    Parma

    Leaving Lake Garda, we travel about two hours south to reach Parma.

    Our home for the next couple of days will be the friendly little Sosta on the edge of the city. In keeping with the ‘taking it slow’ way of life, we ditch the Autostrada for local roads to get a better feel for the countryside.

    This, it turns out, is a mistake.

    The quality of the roads in Italy can be….. well let’s just say it’s mixed. The route we chose was a collection of potholes, collapsing curbs with bridge joints that felt like we were driving over crevasses. By the time we arrived, everything in the kitchen and bathroom had bounced onto the floor and as we opened the fridge to make lunch, the entire contents including the shelves slid out onto the floor.

    Suffice to say, we now have a special ‘driving in Italy’ section on our checklist which includes packing everything away and firmly strapping Merlin down.

    The Sosta in Parma is lovely and we got such a happy welcome from the chap that works there. Just like the other stops, there was space when we arrived but it was full by the evening time. Clearly a lot of people are still touring in Italy during October.

    It’s still really warm here and the indicated 29c feels much lower than reality when the suns out. After a stroll around the city taking in the Cathedral and Baptistry the highlight of our day was undoubtedly lunch at Gallo d’Oro.

    To start we shared rough chunks of Parmigiana Reggiano (Parmesan) served with balsamic vinegar and local honey. I surprised the waiter being keen to try to local fizzy red Lambrusco which was great with the cheese and Sally’s main of colourful Ravioli stole the show. (Yes, we were those people who take photos of their food)

    Tarrachasia Castle

    Our enthusiastic host recommended we visit the renaissance castle at Tarrachasia so we planned a detour there.

    Hopefully you’ll agree it looks spectacular and so different to English Castles of the same period.

    Castello di Tarrachasia, image by Maurizio O cc. Tripadvisor

    The castle has fresco’s painted over almost every wall. They’re impressive to be sure although I’m not sure they all date back to the 1500’s. The views out from this hill top fortress are however well worth it.

    View out from Castello di Torrechiara

    It’s midday and heating up when we get on the road to Bolgona. The sat nav says its about 2 hours but this time we opt for the Autostrada.

    Bologna, the first time

    Arriving in the city, we reserved a place at the campsite as Sally was working the next day. Despite positive initial impressions, it actually proved impossible for us to fit into any of the spaces. In two years of full timing, this is the first time this has happened to us.

    40 minutes of trying spaces all around the campsite had us both hot, sweaty and really fed up. We ended up in a scorching hot carpark with no shade, by the back of the restaurant which is less than ideal but by that point we’d both well and truly had enough.

    This was also the first time we’ve used the air conditioning. It doesn’t do a great job but when it’s so hot and there’s no breeze, we’ll take it. It gets a lot more use over the next few weeks.

    I use the next day to do a few chores and head over to the Ducati Factory shop. If you’re a Ducati fan, the shop is amazing. I went in to buy a cap but very nearly ended up with a new motorbike.

    Unenamoured with the campsite, we head out of the city for the weekend. We’ve got plans to come back and meet Emma and Ben here next week and we’ll find somewhere else to stay.

    Fast Cars and Slow Vinegars

    For the weekend, we stop at a locally run, and free, Sosta just outside Modena. It’s really close to a small town called Maranello, the home of Ferrari.

    Too excited to wait, we hop on ‘Sons of Anarchy’ to check out the museum.

    It’s actually more of an art gallery than a museum. It’s all super posh and there’s a collection of Ferrari’s from road and track through the ages on display. I used to have posters on my walls of the 90’s cars but they’re better in real life. The engineer in me loves the engines on display and I can remember most of the F1 winning cars that are lined up in the trophy room.

    Something is missing though. There’s no noise or oily petrol smell. It feels too much like an art gallery and I can’t help but think the exhibits would rather be out, breathing fire around a race track. Ferrari actually have their own track just behind the factory and it’s possible to take a test drive. This would complete the tour but as the coffee mugs are €40, we decide not enquire how much a car would be.

    We start early next day as we’re off to the Museum of Traditional Balsamic Vinegar.

    Now Balsamic Vinegar is a favourite in our house, but it turns out that traditional vinegar is something else.

    We learn that to make traditional vinegar needs a set of barrels and the type of wood used helps to create the unique flavours. Some of these barrels are 150 years old. The vinegar starts to age and slowly evaporates in the largest barrel and is then transferred to the next smallest barrel and so on. This process repeats through all the barrels until a few precious litres escape the final barrel after 12 to 25 years.

    Traditionally, the vinegar ages in the loft to keep it as far away as possible from the wine in the cellar. This means it’s subject to the changing temperature of the seasons which all helps to create the taste.

    It’s a slow process. And an expensive one. Even considering the price of these little bottles of black gold, it’s done for love rather than profit.

    Knowing more now about Balsamic Vinegar than we ever thought we would, we eventually get to try some, on porcelain teaspoons.

    Oh wow. The taste of the 12 year old vinegar explodes. It’s like a little concentrated fireball which does something different to all of my tastebuds yet feels velvety smooth. I’ve never tried anything like it.

    The 25 year old vinegar is even bigger. Somehow smoother but the flavour is unbelievable. It momentarily takes your breathe away.

    Bologna, the second time

    Our friends Emma and Ben are in Bologna on Monday so we take the opportunity to meet them before they fly out.

    Although we get off to a slow start as there’s a city bus drivers strike, we catch up for coffee and take a tour through the historic city centre.

    There are a lot of portico’s in Bologna. Miles and miles of them in fact. They are super helpful for getting around the city without being run over and avoiding the heat which is still a bit much for all of us in the direct sun. I read somewhere that they had to be built high enough to accommodate a horse and rider which is partly why they look so majestic.

    A real highlight was the food markets and street cafe’s of Via Pescherie Vecchie. All of Emilia-Romagna’s delicacies are on offer and the smells are heavenly. It’s best not to attempt to walk around here when you’re hungry. Ben succumbed and brought Mortadella and I was unable to walk past an enormous chunk of Parmesan.

    With rumbling tummies, we take a local recommendation for lunch. Unsurprisingly, it’s a slow lunch which suits us all just fine. A mixed platter of meats and cheese to start washed down with a bottle of sparkling Lambrusco. Ben orders us some of the delicious fried bread that we had seen in Parma which is fantastic. For main, I go for Tagliatelle al Ragu which I had to try in Bologna and which tastes more amazing than I hoped it would.

    Our lunch ends up being so long that Emma and Ben have to hustle a bit to make their flight home. It’s been so good to see them both.

    Needless to say, the bus drivers strike means there’s no rushing for us.

    It’s ok, taking it slow is the Emilia-Romagna way.

    All the best,

    Sally, Toby and Merlin

    Useful Links

    Parma Sosta

    Bologna Sosta (we preferred this to the campsite)

    Ferrari Museum and Tickets

    Traditional Balsamic Vinegar working museum

  • The tale of when life feels like a holiday

    The tale of when life feels like a holiday

    After the excitement of Tre Cime and the “Beatrix getting stuck up the mountain” incident – our Grand Tour took us into more traditional “holiday and tourist destinations” of Italy. This tale is about when life feels like a holiday.

    We exited the Dolomites and headed to Venice. Thankfully, the descent of Tre Cime was less eventful than the ascent. Occasionally there were moments where I seemed to be hanging off the edge of a very high road with very little between me and the steep drop. We’ve learnt – use low gears (yes first for the 19% sections) and don’t overuse the brakes! I ponder if things seem easier after you‘ve experienced mission impossible? I think maybe they do.

    Afterwards we took toll roads to Venice and happily found they’re a lot cheaper than the French tolls albeit a lot busier!

    Venice

    Camping Fusina

    A Brit couple at Philippe Hautem (The Grand Tour) recommended a fantastic campsite for Venice at the Port of Fusina. Fusina campsite is amazing as you can see Venice across the lagoon and it‘s really easy to get the boat across to Venice. The boats go every hour and costs just €13 for a single. We bought the three day ticket which gave us any number of trips and at €28 was well worth the money!

    Fusina site doesn‘t have designated bays. When we arrived they told us – “park anywhere you find you fit as long as you’re in the green areas. You won’t fit in the pitches facing the lagoon”. As we drove around the wonderful lagoon pitches were nearly all free. The owners were right though they weren’t big enough to hold a Beatrix. We um’d and ah’d as we usually do when we have too much choice. Eventually we found a spot between the pool and the lagoon. We intended to stay for a few days as I had a work day and Toby wanted to explore some of his favourite historical things without a Sally or Merlin.

    Walking around the site we were very thankful for the recommendation.

    As well as a pool – which of course we tried – it had a restaurant – pizzeria, a shop and the weather was scorching – 27 degrees – hell it felt like our life was like a holiday. As an added bonus we could use our ACSI card which made it well priced too! We grinned at each other. How lucky are we that this is our life. We get the chance to visit amazing places like this with no time pressure.

    Arriving in Venice by boat – life feels like a holiday

    As we’d arrived relatively early the fearless trio – yes Merlin came as well – headed on the boat across to Venice. It felt amazing to approach the city by water.

    It’s exactly as you imagine it will be if you’ve seen images on the TV or in movies. As the boat started, Toby and I thought of films that had been shot in Venice. It’s a game we sometimes play – we could think of: two Bond movies, Indiana Jones and The Italian Job, …can you think of any others? If yes please add them in the comments. With the list written down the next job was to find the filming locations.

    Venice doesn’t disappoint. What surprised us both was just how busy it was with tourists especially after the relative solitude of the mountains. Interestingly from next year all visitors will have to pay a tax to visit Venice.

    The boat arrives at Zattere. We soon found ourselves walking across the Academia Bridge, which is stunning, with hundreds of other people. Our walk to Piazza San Marco wasn’t as direct as it could have been. Some might say we got lost, others would say we were exploring!

    A you’d expect there are many gondolas in Venice, we decided not to pay for the privilege of those tours and used our own legs instead. As we knew we‘d be back tomorrow and it was roasting hot we walked to get the boat back to the campsite. The return boat was rammed! We were both exhausted although not too tired to cool off in the pool! We watched the Italian Job with a bottle of Prosecco. Again we realised how very grateful we are that our life is like a holiday. As we watched the Italian Job we said – “We‘ve been there” – which is kind of cool! We started getting eaten alive by mosquitoes, something we‘d so far avoided on our travels – however in Fusina there were a fair few of them!

    Merlin in Venice

    Although Merlin survived in Venice, we both realised taking her was probably a mistake. Merlin is small and people don’t see her. Although she made some new friends she nearly got kicked and stood on a couple of times.

    Wearing the right clothes

    Relatively early for us the next morning we took a boat into Venice. This time minus Merlin who relaxed and chilled in Beatrix. Our intention was to do some of the touristy things! It was less busy at 10am and also much cooler.

    I’d forgotten that to visit some of the churches I would need to have “appropriate clothes”. My strappy top and shorts did not cut the mustard and so Toby got to see Saint Marks Basilica whilst I sat and people watched. Whilst Toby was upping his culture points the square began to get busier.

    We decided to take a coffee and watch the world go by for a while before heading back to check in on Merlin.

    Finding less touristy Venice locations to watch the world go by

    We lunched back at Fusina and decided we’d try and find some less touristy places to watch the real Venetian world. Merlin came with us again. Instead of turning right towards most of the tourist attractions we headed left onto Dorsoduro. We took in the University and sat in the Campo Santa Marghertia for a couple of glasses of wine. It was relaxing watching the university students going to and from lectures and young Italian boys playing football against the priceless buildings and police station. There were fewer tourists and it felt a little more real.

    I then had to work. Toby had another day exploring Venice and went to see the home of the Doge, Palazzo Ducale. He enjoyed it as it really is breathtakingly beautiful, but even he admitted he was a bit historied out by the end.

    That evening, we thought we’d check out the local Pizza place.

    One friend described my pizza as having had grass spilt on it which made us chuckle

    Pizza with grass on top

    As you explore different campsite you can sometime get van, Moho or truck envy. We saw this conversion at Fusina and were very jealous!

    Jealous of the truck!

    Then it was time to move on to fair Verona.

    “In fair Verona where we lay our scene”

    Agricola

    We stayed at a campsite on the outskirts of Verona which was an Agricola – i.e., it had animals. We’d phoned beforehand as the site can get busy . When we arrived they realised how big we were. Unfortunately we weren‘t allowed to stay in the shaded area with trees as we were too long. Instead we stayed in front of the main house. Merlin found the peacocks, chickens, hens and ponies amusing and interesting and I loved the braying of the donkeys. Mosquitoes were prevalent here too. For the first time ever Toby and I were competing for how many bites we had.

    The sites of Verona – life feels like a holiday

    It was a great location as it was a short walk into Verona. We took Merlin and similar to Venice – on the outskirts it wasn’t too busy. Although we both know Juliet was only a fictional character we still visited Juliets’ tomb and then headed to the Verona Arena. It’s now used for opera. We hadn’t booked tickets so could only imagine how wonderful it would be to hear an Opera there. We wandered around and having read the Rough Guide to Italy – we got our first proper Italian gelatto at Ballini’s.

    To be fair it was pretty amazing!

    Risk taking in Verona

    All this walking about had worn out our summer shoes we needed to get some new footwear. We’d spotted a Decathlon not too far from the campsite. We got out the handy scooters. Our host mentioned we shouldn’t leave them anywhere as they’d probably be stolen and we’d end up having to walk back to the campsite. We knew we looked like tourists and still took the decision to go. As we scooted further from the site, Toby‘s scooter was running out of power and it was getting dark. Our unease grew. Somehow – some say luck – we managed to get the shoes and get back to the campsite with no harm done. We both realised that even when on holiday you need to be travel savvy. Don’t take risks. We learnt from our uncomfortable feeling and won’t take that risk again.

    More sights of Verona – life feels like a holiday

    We wandered back to fair Verona the next day – looked around the shops and then headed across the Ponte Castelvecchio as Simon, Nina Carol and Laurie had been there earlier in the year.

    We drank Cappuccino on the other side of the bridge. Coffee is a staple here and like Venice this area felt a bit more like normal Verona life with parents and children enjoying their day. After doing a fair number of steps to see “Casa de Giulietta” with its famous balcony and the Scaliger tombs we decided we needed some refreshment and again took some time to have a drink and watch the world go by.

    Shakespeare had it right, Verona is indeed fair. However for us two days was enough and we had the very exciting Lake Garda to look forward to.

    As we exited Verona we did have a bit of a nightmare as there was a road closure which was not shown on our Garmin sat nav. We ended up almost heading into the centre of Verona which would have been a tight squeeze. Luckily the traffic was pretty slow and we got ourselves out of that particular nightmare with ease.

    Lake Garda – took our breathe away – absolutely stunning

    We took another toll road to Lake Garda, arriving just after noon. Again there were no formal pitches – we were asked if we wanted a Lake pitch or not as it cost more being Lake side. It seemed like a no brainer so we took the opportunity to have a Lake pitch. We’re pleased we did and that we arrived early as there was one true Lake pitch left. We parked up and got ‘Sons of Anarchy’ out as we knew we’d be staying a few days and wanted to get around the Lake. We watched the sun go down over the Lake and again thanked our lucky stars that although this felt like a holiday it was in fact the life we were living. Very much Tales from the road less travelled.

    The campsite was closing on the 7th Oct and although the original plan was to stay only 4 days we ended up spending a week at Garda. We kayaked on the Lake twice, scooted to the Scaliger Castle and the Baia delle Sirene, Toby even made it as far as Torbole. It was glorious and we also both tried Aperol Spritz for the first time – so an educational trip as well.

    That’s the tale of our life feeling like a holiday – we hope you like it. Next time there’s awning issues, food in Parma and Bologna and we visit Modena – home of traditional Balsamic vinegar and Ferrari.

    Thanks as always for reading,

    Sally, Toby and Merlin

  • Know your limits or ‘the one where the truck gets stuck on the mountain’

    Know your limits or ‘the one where the truck gets stuck on the mountain’

    The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

    Arthur C Clarke

    I like this quote and whilst it’s an admirable sentiment, it turns out that certain things do have limits. Particularly things that happen in the world of physics.

    In physics there’s maths and laws and formulas which create limits all over the place. For example, and whilst it’s not essential you know them, we’ll find that Newton’s First and Second Law will become important as our tale progresses.

    This week we are heading into the Dolomites. We’ve just left our stopover on the Italian side of the Brenner Pass and as we cruise down the gentle descent to Balzano, I don’t think I touch the accelerator at all.

    Sadly at Balzano, or Bozen if you prefer, all the campsites are full so we won’t be able to visit this time. Instead we turn left off the motorway, go into a tunnel and the road begins the climb.

    And it keeps climbing. 

    The Great Dolomites Road

    Our plan is to drive down the Grande Strada delle Dolomiti, The Great Dolomites Road.

    The 110 km (68 mile) road will take us from our start point at Bolzano in South Tyrol to Cortina d’Ampezzo in Veneto. It traverses some of the most spectacular landscapes in the Dolomites and includes two high mountain passes at Pordio (2239m) and Falzarego (2105m). The ski resorts of the Sella Ronda are midway on our journey and the three peaks of Tre Cime Di Lavaredo will be our end point.


    After miles of tunnel, suddenly we burst out into bright sunshine and it’s clear that we’re back in the mountains. The steep roads with their hairpin bends and impatient drivers are pretty tiring so as we come past the beautiful turquoise lake at Carezza, we see a parking area with a couple of motorhomes and pull over for a break.

    After some investigating, it seems that we’re allowed to stay here. All for the princely sum of €5 a night. Bonus.

    After getting settled in we stretch our legs with a walk down to Lago di Carezza. It’s absolutely stunning albeit very busy with people.

    Lago di Carezza
    Sally at Lago Di Carezza

    I should have started this post off explaining that the number of mountain photos I’ve included is, frankly, a bit over the top. Images of the soaring, pale white and rose layered, limestone peaks captured in the fading sunshine will either be your thing or you’ll have to put up with a lot of photos of rocks.

    Our first night in the Dolomites is incredible. We get the chairs out, open a bottle from Philippe Hautem and toast our two year vaniversary. Cheers.

    Rosengarten group at sunset
    Sunset over the Rosengarten
    Rosengarten Range

    Via Ferrata

    The next day as Sally is working, I decide to have a wander around the mountain that filled our view last night. Handily, there’s a ski chair lift from the village that does the majority of the hard work, giving me a leg up 1400m.

    I decide to walk the high path, following the contours under the shear peaks. My plan is to drop back into the valley but further along my chosen path, I come across a sign pointing upwards that says Via Ferrata.

    Whilst wondering about the relevance of safety harnesses and helmets, two hikers head up past me in shorts and t-shirts. As I don’t like there and back walks, I figure I’ve got plenty of time and if they can do it, I reckon I can too.

    The Via Ferrata, which literally translates as Iron Road, are climbing routes through the Dolomites and Alps that use steel ropes, ladders and steps to help walkers and climbers move through the terrain. Originally created during the war to help troops move quickly around, nowadays they make it safer for walkers and climbers.

    As I get to the first section of steel rope and ladders embedded into the cliff side, I come across a man and woman, festooned in carabiner’s, who’ve stopped to put on their helmets. Bravely, or stupidly, I excuse myself past them and carry on up.

    I’ve got my ‘outdoorsy’ looking rucksack on. I’ll be alright.

    In the end it’s not too steep and a small group of us come together, encouraging each other to the top of the col.

    It’s worth it. The view back is good but the view over the next valley is spectacular.

    Getting down is initially a bit trickier. The rocks and scree mean I’m on all fours for a bit but once I reach the main path, it’s a great loop around the rest of the mountains back to where I came up in the morning. There’s plenty of people on the trail now but only a few of us know we’ve done the high route.

    Canazei and the Gran Festa da d’Ista

    On Friday we head down the valley to Canazei. The road starts off with a lot of twists and turns but after a few close encounters with the ‘take no prisoners’ local buses, it levels off as it continues down the valley to our destination.

    There’s a bunch of great looking campsites we could have chosen in the Sella Ronda, but we settled on Camping Marmolada, probably because of the name. Incidentally, it takes it’s name from the local peak, which is the highest in the Dolomites (3343m), rather than anything Paddington related.

    Despite being told “don’t worry about booking, just turn up, there’s loads of space” by the reception when we called in advance, we arrive to a busy campsite at noon that’s full by four. The reason it seems for the late season rush is that Canazei is the host for the traditional end of summer party for the all the local villages, known as the Gran Festa da d’Ista.

    In their own words, this is described as a three day celebration with typical foods and folk music, culminating in a parade on Sunday afternoon with a thousand Ladin’s (local people of the area) in their traditional costumes.

    A huge marquee had been set up right outside the campsite and for three afternoons and nights, live Oompah bands and a DJ give it their all.

    Inside the tent it was a full on Oktoberfest.

    On Saturday we also took the chance to jump on the gondola and cable car to the top of the Col di Rosc, opposite the aforementioned Marmolada. With an early, for us, start we were able to walk across to a Refuge for a drink and lunch before it got too warm.

    After a noisy Friday night, we thought if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. So that was Saturday night sorted.

    Like the rest of the village, we got a slow start to Sunday morning.

    The forecast was predicting 30c with bright sunshine and blue skies so we left Merlin tucked up with air conditioning on and ventured out to see the parade. Conveniently, it started right outside the campsite.

    It was certainly impressive as hopefully the video will show. Probably the most amazing thing was that the men and women, some of whom were in three layers of felt / tweed, physically managed to parade around the town for 2 hours.

    Cortina

    The near constant Oompah music had become a weirdly familiar theme tune to our time here and so the silent morning and half empty campsite came as somewhat of a surprise on Monday. It was time for us to move on too.

    The next milestones on the Great Dolomites Road were the Passo Pordoi and the Passo Falzarego on the way to Cortina d’Ampezzo.

    We’d done some checking and the Passo Pordio consists of 27 hairpin bends on the way up and 31 on the way down. Some of these resemble the corkscrew at the Laguna Seca race track. Although it’s tricky, the incline is only 7% and thankfully there’s a good spot at the top to rest and take on some Apfel Strudel.

    There was, however, a problem with the Passo Falzarego.

    Watching the Gap Decaders recent trip to the Dolomites, it was clear that the two rock cut tunnels at the very top of the pass are only 3.2m high.

    Beatrix is 3.5m.

    Caution being preferred to rash bravery, we go around and re-join the road from the north at the top of Falzarego.

    The road to Cortina is epic. Constantly snaking up and down through exclusive ski resorts and forests, it’s just begging to be driven in one of the sports cars or motorbikes that stream past us. It ends with a rock cut tunnel, open on one side, that gives us views out across the town.

    Cortina is the largest town we’ve seen since Innsbruck. It’s a massively popular ski resort, hosting the Winter Olympics in 1956 and due to share events in 2026. More importantly, to me at least, Roger Moore came here as James Bond with his red Lotus Esprit in ‘For Your Eyes Only ‘ (1981). After rewatching the film, I was keen to check out the town.

    The ski jump’s still there but I think it’ll need more than a lick of paint for 2026.

    The town has the feel it’s pausing to take a breath. The Summer season of hiking and mountain biking is largely finished now and preparations are needed to be ready for Winter. The high street is lined with boutique clothes and branded stores half of which are open with the other half knowing it’s better to wait.

    The laisse faire attitude extends to our campsite and whilst the view is great and we enjoy another pizza out, a couple of days is enough here.

    Tre Cime di Lavaredo

    The three distinctive peaks of Tre Cime will mark the end of our time in the Dolomites. It’s one of those places I dreamt about staying at since we got Beatrix.

    We’ve been weather watching as the blue skies we’ve enjoyed throughout our time in the Dolomites are slowly being replaced by clouds. Given the Refuge, where we can stay overnight, is at 2330m the thick clouds might somewhat limit what we get to see.

    We leave Cortina and climb out to the pretty lake resort of Misurina, at the base of peaks. By now the steep winding roads have become second nature to us so getting there is no big deal.

    Lake Misurina
    Lake resort of Misurina

    There’s a limit on the number of cars and motorhomes that are allowed up to the Refuge, which is controlled by a toll booth a few kilometers into the climb, and predictably the parking is full when we arrive about lunchtime. That’s no problem as there’s a Sosta at the base of the drive and we get chance for a walk around the lake.

    Just before three o’clock, we’re issued our ticket and we’re allowed to start our way up. We cruise off confidently in 3rd gear and it’s looking easy enough.

    As the mountain proper gets started, we have to drop to 2nd gear. No problem, we normally climb Montgenevre in 2nd too. It’s a bit slow but who’s rushing.

    Then after one particularly tight hairpin bend, Beatrix misses a beat and we can’t hold 2nd gear anymore. We’re down in 1st and making about 5km/h. We can’t get enough speed up to change up gear without stalling.

    This is new. But we’re still moving.

    It takes us some time but as we make the final turn we can see our salvation. The Refuge and parking area is just a few hundred meters ahead.

    Our miscalculation, other than the impending disagreement with Newton’s First Law, is that it’s still really busy. The entry road and carpark are jam packed with day tourists and we reach the summit as everyone is starting to go home.

    Thoughtlessly, a car pulls out from the side and blocks the road. We brake and stop.

    And that’s it.

    We can’t start again.

    It turns out that Beatrix’s automatic gearbox just will not give us enough power to start moving once we’ve stopped on a 10% incline. That’s our limit.

    Now this on it’s own could be mission difficult but when the bus pulls up behind us with three more motorhomes behind him, it becomes mission impossible. The bus can’t, or won’t, pass us and we’re all stuck.

    It’s time to deploy Sally, who leaps out to seek help.

    After much arm waving and shouting, honking of horns and stalling of engines, another bus driver and the mountain staff come down to help us. They clear back log cars trying to leave, then squeeze the bus and motorhomes past us and then block traffic coming up and hold the cars trying to leave.

    We have a clear road down. But we can’t turn around. I’m going to have to reverse Beatrix down the hill, going backwards round two hairpins to the nearest layby.

    This I do slowly.

    Finally we reach the layby and, despite grounding out the rear towbar as we turn in, we’re safe, level and off the road.

    Everyone that had been trying to leave, takes the opportunity to compliment me on my slow and methodical reversing skills as they come past. The first coach that comes up is lined with accusatory faces as the driver doubtless points out we’re the cause of their delay.

    We don’t care.

    After the scariest hour of our time in the motorhome, we did the only thing we could to recover. We got the chairs out and opened a bottle of wine.

    The next morning I’m up before dawn. The morning is almost clear and I’m going to hike up those remaining meters to see the sun rise.

    Sally and Merlin are less enthused about the idea and opt to make sure the van is safe.

    Dressed in my standard uniform of t-shirt and shorts, I hop out of the van. Then I hop back in again to put on jeans and a puffer jacket. At this altitude, pre-dawn it feels cold.

    At the summit, I’m greeted by small groups of silent revellers all come to witness the dawn.

    And we all stand there.

    For half an hour the sky brightens from dark blue to a bright golden colour behind the peaks. The valleys below are blanketed in cloud. And then, just as the sun is starting to break over the mountains, the cloud builds and bright colours are muted. It’s daytime and the moment has past. I feel lucky to have been here and I’m ready for a cup of tea.

    Thanks for reading this epic length blog,

    Sally, Toby and Merlin xxx

    Tre Cime di Lavaredo
    Sunrise at Tre Cime Di Lavaredo

    So how steep was this hill really then?

    I’ve been looking for a way to describe what it was like getting up this last section of road. You can see a picture of Beatrix and understand how big she is but how to show you what the mountain is really like?

    Sure the pictures we’ve taken are hopefully impressive but as true amateur bloggers, we didn’t think to take any photos during the event so we’ll have to leave that to your imagination.

    In the end I’ve attached the best representation I could find to show how the 7.5km road progresses. To give a comparison, the first graphic is the 11km climb from Briancon to Montgenevre, in the French Alps, that we used to think was a big deal.

    The usual hairpin bends are there ofcourse but the incline is significantly higher than we’ve driven before averaging over 10% after we’d bought our ticket and reaching 19% at one point.

    To be honest it’s probably a miracle we made it so far up. Still it’s good to know our limits!

    Montgenevre from Briancon (from Climbfinder.com)
    Tre Cime (from Climbfinder.com)

    Useful Links

    Canazei Festival Granfesta CanazeiGranfesta Canazei

    Tre Cime di Lavaredo National Park Three Peaks – South Tyrol – Dolomites UNESCO World Heritage (drei-zinnen.info)

    The Great Dolomites Road Great Dolomites Road, from Bolzano to Cortina d’Ampezzo. (guidedolomiti.com)

    Hill cycling website Climb Finder Discover beautiful climbs & cols in Europe with climbfinder

  • The Grand Tour begins

    The Grand Tour begins

    In the 1700’s, the Grand Tour was chance for wealthy, well to do, young gentlemen to travel through France, Germany, Switzerland or Austria to Italy. A chance to learn about renaissance art and architecture on a voyage of self discovery.

    This September, some 300 years later, we’re embarking on our own version of the Grand Tour.

    Our friendly and familiar jumping off point in Canterbury felt a little different this time. The parking area was packed. Both nights. In between it emptied then filled up again.

    It seems that others may have had the same good idea about leaving in late August for their own Grand Tour.

    As usual Sally had booked our tunnel crossing and as usual I’d been super enthusiastic about an early ‘adventure’ start. As usual, when the alarm went off at 05:00, I was feeling slightly less thrilled but a strong cup of coffee later and we were on the road.

    After a smooth crossing, we were back to the butter smooth roads of France. This time we’d agreed that we would use the toll road network as we were keen to get to Italy and not lose too many of our 90 days in transit.

    The first nights stop is past Reims to Philippe Hautem champagne where we arrive at a busy vineyard as the village is gearing up to start the annual harvest over the next couple of weeks. Knowing they were likely to be busy, we’d emailed them to check it was ok to come and I’m glad we did because it seems they get pretty busy nowadays. Shortly after we arrived, we were joined by another Brit van that was out today and that’s it…. no more room at the inn.

    Over a fun filled tasting, we find out that this years grapes are looking very good and we share travel plans with our neighbours, picking up a super helpful recommendation for our visit to Venice.

    Next morning as we’re getting ourselves sorted for departure, we notice another electrical gremlin has appeared. We no longer seem to be charging the habitation batteries from the engine when we drive. With no immediate or obvious reason, this is one we’ll have to get into when we’re standing somewhere for a few days. Thankfully the sunny weather means this shouldn’t be a problem.

    The second of our long driving days sees us leaving France and heading across Germany. It turns out to be a very loooong and hot day.

    Our destination is a Stellplatz (the German equivalent of French Aires) which we find is clean, comfortable and very reasonably priced when we arrive. Thankfully we had arranged our Ulweltplakette (see below) with only a week to spare before we left the UK. We briefly chat with a couple of Brit vans who arrive just before dark and it’s an early night for us as we have another 6-8 hours drive to do tomorrow.

    Before we reach Austria, we have an important stop to make. As we weigh more than 3.5T, we need to rent a GoBox which will allow us to pay tolls on the Austrian motorway system. We learnt what to do (and what not to do) from the Gap Decaders, thanks Phil and Izzy.

    Our first attempt to get one is in Germany, we were met by a slightly rude service station attendant who tells us the machine is broken and we can’t get one here. Sally asks where the next place is and will we be able to travel but is met with a non committal shrug. Thanks buddy.

    We journey on. Into Austria.

    The winding A7 takes us up and then quite steeply down into central Austria. Remarkably, we drive straight past Neuschwanstein Castle which is silly as it’s one THE castles to see. Still, next time.

    By the time we reach the GoBox service station it’s really hot in the van and we all need to take a well earned break for lunch. Thankfully the much more helpful Austrian folks issue us our new toy and give us the warning – one beep all good, two beeps you only have €30 left so need to add money three beeps and you are in trouble you need to find a GoBox place immediately!

    The first time it beeps it makes us jump.

    And the second time.

    We used toll guru to approximate how much we would need to pay on the GoBox. Toll guru said we would need about €75 so we loaded the GoBox with that and hoped it would be enough! We found ourselves counting the beeps and not being able to know how much we had spent was more than a little taxing!

    After lunch it’s an easier drive down the valley to a little campsite in Hall in Tyrol, just outside Innsbruck.

    Clean Air Zones in Europe

    Unsurprisingly, there are an increasing number of clean air zones and requirements appearing across Europe as they are in the UK. What was surprising to us is that there is no European standard and it appears that every country does what it wants. For France and Germany we apply for ‘Crit Air’ and ‘Umweltplakette’ stickers respectively which now have pride of place in Beatrix’s windscreen. In Austria we don’t need a sticker but we will need to rent a GoBox as we’re over 3.5T to pay for Toll Roads. Italy doesn’t seem to have come up with a national standard so each region has their own approach!

    Fingers crossed for us, we’ll just need our V5 Logbook and Certificate of Conformity should we get stopped.

    The campsite has a nice vibe and after 3 long days on the road, we decide to stay for a few days to relax a bit. There’s a couple of reasons for this.

    Firstly, Sally had visited Innsbruck on a family holiday and we wanted to reminisce and get some photos to share. Secondly, we just realised we’d reached Austria quicker than we thought and it’s clear that summer holidays haven’t finished quite yet so we thought we’d give everyone the last few days to get back to work and out of our way.

    Just what we deserve after a long, hot day!

    Innsbruck’s setting, it turns out, is pretty spectacular and we think has more than a hint of the Sound of Music about it. We really love it.

    The city centre is a short bus ride away and it turns out the Old Town is pretty much the tourist centre but if we need further proof that it’s still the summer holidays, the streets are pretty busy. We hustle our way through the crowds to check out the ‘Goldenes Dachl’ (Golden Roof) which dates back to 1500, the Bruck over the Inn and reward ourselves with a coffee.

    Goldenes Dachl with Sally and Merlin

    Two observations about Austria from our short time here. Firstly, the country still uses cash a lot. We were turned away with our Revolut card and phone on the bus and at the cafe’s.

    Secondly, drivers are super polite on the roads. Even if you hover near a pedestrian crossing, the cars will obediently stop on the road. This led to a bit of a game after a while.

    After a restful few days looking up at the Brenner Pass, we took a deep breath and set out to climb the 800m to reach Italy.

    So the Grand Tour has begun, France check, Germany check, Austria check. We hope to see you in Italy!

    Sally, Toby and Merlin xxx

  • Italy 2023 – Planning our trips

    Italy 2023 – Planning our trips

    “Where shall we go after summer?”

    “Norway would be great….. Italy would be amazing…..”

    “Excellent ideas. Let’s do Italy this year and Norway in 2024.”

    We’ve found that we like to plan by quarter…… it just sort of works for us. Harking back to our old corporate lives, we started thinking about Q3 2023 at the end of 2022 but having decided that we’d be heading to Italy, we pencilled it into the calendar across September, October, November and left it at that.

    For our travel, we find it useful to give the destination time to marinade. This allows us chance to take inspiration by osmosis in the meantime which means reading blogs, chatting to friends and family, watching content from our favourite YouTube creators and in this case enjoying the excellent Stanley Tucci’s Italy series. (No motorhome needed to enjoy this one!)

    Maps

    I love maps. Big ones I mean, that you can unfold and that take up the whole table.

    Somewhere through summer, we acquired a large road map of Italy and then over a couple of rainy afternoons we really get started with planning.

    In our experience, planning is most effectively done with either tea or beer.

    Merlin’s often less fussed about where we go so long as there’s food there.

    We start by circling all the places we want to see or the places that we recall from a subconscious bucket list and then realise that’s a long list of places.

    Our style of travel, if there is such a thing, is to take our time moving through the landscape…. not to rush too quickly from place to place. Ideally, we like to spend at least three nights in a place and are very happy to be side tracked into extending this to a week or ten days if the place and mood take us. (Yes, Ile de Re, we are talking about you!). Of course there are those places that are single night stopovers and where we can they’re the exception not the rule.

    We’d already thought that Italy was likely to be two trips as Northern and Southern Italy, with perhaps Sicily, are so different and so large with so much to experience that it always felt like Rome might be a natural watershed. As we look at our circled map it feels more like three trips.

    So broadly, we want to walk in the Dolomites, paddle on the Italian Lakes, experience the wines of Piedmont, see Venice (we’ve never been) and Verona (everyone says it’s beautiful), try the food in Palma, Modena and Bologna, see Ferrari’s in Maranello and spend as much time in Tuscany as we can. Touristy perhaps but we’d like to see Pisa, Luca and frequent Florence. I can imagine we’ll make it to Siena but that may be the point at which we turn northwards and head for home.

    From here, the route starts to suggest itself. We’ll need to be in the Dolomites at the start of the trip to get the weather, so we’ll cross the Alps from Innsbruck via the Brenner Pass (thanks Tim) and then loop south past Venice and Verona then south into Tuscany and east before heading back North on the coast past Cinque Terre, Genoa and back into France for the trip back to Calais.

    Looking back at all of this it feels like it might be too much but we’ll see what we can do.

    To book or not too book

    As we’ve gained more confidence with motorhome travelling, we decided not to book anything in advance. By timing our trip for September, we’re expecting plenty of availability in campsites and we like the freedom of being able to change our plans depending on what we find and feel.

    September isn’t completely out of season, so I suspect we’ll take the same approach as last year and once we have dates for any tourist hotspots sorted we’ll probably book them a few days in advance so we know that we can see what we want to.

    Places to stay in late October and November tend to be harder to find as most European sites are closed at this point in time so that’ll be another challenge but there are Sosta’s in Italy (a bit like the Aires we used in France last year) so we’ll try to muddle by.

    Reassuringly, we’re pretty self sufficient in most conditions now so we don’t worry too much about where we’ll stay anymore.

    So there we go., that’s us. We’re heading out to northern Italy and if you’d like to follow along, please subscribe to receive updates or click for next arrow to see how we get one.

    Love as always,

    Sally, Toby and Merlin